two of the dumbest things i've ever seen

today maria sent me some links via iChat while at work today..... seriously- who comes up with this crap?

1. the treadmill bike. although i guess a good idea in theory, people ride bikes to save their joints and knees. how is running on a treadmill to power a bike a good idea. although i think the "sweet jump's" link is hilarious and worth watching...

http://www.bikeforest.com/tread/index.php

they also recommend taking it to the grocery store for ice cream, because you deserve it.... i think you'd deserve it just for being seen in public on this stupid thing.... o, and i drive a "heinously overbuilt motor vehicle", so i'm offended....
(maria's comment on the treadmill bike- WTF?!?!)

2. the p-mate. it's a paper penis for women to stand up and pee.... um, really? i think i'll pass... i guess if i had an envy problem, this would solve all my issues to be able to stand up and pee. no freakin' way...

http://www.goyourway.net/p-howtouse.html

and the logo of the girl peeing? well, she's all out of perspective her left leg and hip are totally in the wrong spot. it's like she has a leg growing out of her side...
(maria's comment on the p-mate- ew!)