even more company want ads
I haven't posted any want ads for awhile, and I saw a few today that made me chuckle a bit... So, why not start the new year with some silliness?
1. Body by Jake Total Body Trainer machine. Uses resistance bands. Barely used. Paid $199 will sell for $60.
Contact: 816-220-XXXX
barely used? hmmmmmm, maybe that's why you're still chunky?
2. 1999 toyota pickup for sale
Contact: 913-351-XXXX
more details might be a good idea...
3. Complete laundramat inventory; 20 front load washers; 13 dryers; hot water boiler with 250 gallon storage tank; commercial equipment in good shape. $25,000
Contact: 816-524-XXXX
um, seriously... i think it's spelled- laundromat. hey if you've got a ton of kids and $25k handy, this might be a good idea.
4. Epson Stylus Photo Printer (model 825). Great photo quality w/ camera memory stick slots in front. Works fine, just needs ink (only reason we are selling is because it was replaced by a new printer/scanner at Christmas). $15.00 Call evenings.
Contact: 913-894-XXXX
are you selling a printer or just telling me what you got for christmas?
5. Australian saddle, all leather, fully rigged, leather stirrups, cheater strap. Like new, only ridden once. $325.00 leave message.
Contact: 913-236-XXXX
YEEHAW!
6. WANTED: Trundle bed with or without mattress. WANTED:Electric dryer in good working condition. ask for Donna
Contact: 816-373-XXXX
i know where you can get 13 dryers in working condition.
2 comments:
Hmm.... I'll take the saddle. I could use that at home for ... oh wait, this is a clean blog.
i left that joke out on purpose.... thanks for taking the saddle joke where it was supposed too!!!
PS- if anyone wants anything that's listed, i'd be happy to put you in contact with the seller.
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