YIPPEE! More Company Want Ads!!!

Wanted I am looking for a outside electric grill....
Contact: 816-478-XXXX

Um, have you tried Target, Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Sears, Your neighbors back yard?

Wanted Quees size box springs and mattress in good condition. Reasonable.
Contact: 816-781-XXXX

What size is Quees?

Vehicles 1995 CHEVY CORSICA 3.1V6 AUTO,PS,PB,PL,PW EVERYTHING IS IN GOOD SHAPE EXCEPT WRECKED FROM THE MOTOR FORWARD;BEST OFFER.785-242-6405 AFTER 5PM
Contact: 785-242-XXXX

It's the perfect used car- except it's WRECKED!

Miscellaneous Used Tires, set of 4 Goodyear 185/70 R13 asking $10, Also set of 4 Response RST, Touring 2000, 90T P195/70 R14 asking $20. Call evenings.
Contact: 913-727-XXXX

OOO, can I get some old, cracked, bald tires? Maybe I should wait til the snowy season!!!

Free Sliding glass shower door, rimless, 1 side only, including hardware; green formica counter top, approx 5ftx2.5ft; Will bring to headquarters.
Contact: 913-492-XXXX

Just one side, that's all I need... Who cares if water gets all over the floor?

Olympic weight bench, weight set, and lat/row machine by Sterling Fitness. All like new condition. Multiple setting incline bench with leg extension. Full weight set with bar. Lat/row machine never used. Orig. $700. Sell $300 obo.
Contact: 816-228-XXXX

How many times did they use the rest of it? (actually, sounds like a pretty good deal)

Used bassoon, student quality. Jupiter II. Great shape. Perfect for new student. $2,000.
Contact: 816-228-XXXX

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A BASSOON!

Wanted GOT Macs? Wanted, ANY model Macintosh computer or parts-ANY CONDITION. LOVE to tinker & want to create collection of all models. No model too old, older Macs are what I need most. May pay, but looking for items you dont use or have no market value.
Contact: 913-940-XXXX

tee hee, i'm good friends with this guy..... go figure. (he bought two of my collection)

Miscellaneous Astro Turf carpeting Very Good Condition 360 Sq. Ft. $390.00 Call 525-XXXX

nothing says cozy like Astro Turf

Garage Sale Two Family Sale! Ladies Designer shoes NEW size 10M,designer clothes sizes 8-14, jewelry,Italian ceramics, VCR,King size mattress,antique china, cookware, etc. (address ommited)
Contact: 816-628-XXXX

WOOHOO! size 10 women's shoes and a VCR- Pack up the grocery-getter, I'm there!

Miscellaneous New, unopened 12-pk of Diet Mt. Dew, $2. Thought it was caffeine free; sent UPC in rebate so cannot exchange. Also, 9 cans Canada Dry, FREE or trade for kid-friendly flavor. Kids wanted club soda but picked ginger ale by mistake.
Contact: 816-229-XXXX

What? There were no takers the first time this was posted?