Joke of the day-

I just got off the phone with my brother-in-law and of course he had to tell me another one of his cheesetastic jokes before he hung up...

There's this man with no arms and he goes into a church looking for a job... The pastor said "with no arms what skills do you have"? The man responded, " I'm a bell ringer". Since the pastor obviously looked confused the man explained, "You see not only did I lose my arms in an accident but I also have a steel plate in my head". The man proceeded to go up to bell tower to show the pastor his talent. He then leaned way back and smacked his forehead on the bell. The pastor exclaimed, "That was the strangest thing I've ever seen, but it was a beautiful sound. You're hired"! A few days later the church secretary found the man passed out from practicing in the bell tower. She asked the pastor, "Do you know who that man is"? He said, "No, but his face rings a bell".

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