less is more...

This is the best company want-ad post I've seen yet.....

New, unopened 12-pk of Diet Mt. Dew, $2. Thought it was caffeine free; sent UPC in rebate so cannot exchange. Also, 9 cans Canada Dry, free or trade for kid-friendly flavor. Kids wanted club soda but picked ginger ale by mistake.
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