(at Steak's request) Company Want Ads

1. Lost 1 copper long stemmed rose that was going to be for my wife for Valentines Day. I have the other 11 for a full dozen. It was left in building engineering. If you have seen this please return to XXXXX

how roooooomaaaantic!

2. 1979 Camaro Berlinetta Black, loaded, x-tra clean 1 owner (little old lady) 32,150 org. miles cell# 816 896-XXXX

that little old lady drove a beast!

3. Looking for a mens 26 inch or 27 inch frame bike. Not a mountain bike. Call after five PM. Contact: 913-796-XXXX

Are you looking for an old school Schwinn or 10 speed???

4. 974 BUICK CENTURY 350 under 50k miles, new brakes, does not go into gear Asking $400 OBO. Leave a message. Blue Springs area. Have pictures. Contact: 816-304-XXXX

it's got new brakes.... but won't go into gear.... i'd like to call and ask for the gas mileage.

5. I am in dire need of a collapsible kennel for large/medium dog. Free or reasonably priced. Contact: 816-737-XXXX

dire need.... is a dog kennel really be involved in a life and death situation?

6. Looking for 2 tickets to the KU/Colorado game on March 1st. Contact: 816-322-XXXX

good luck with that!

7. Air Hockey Table - Full size (81 L X 44 W X 31 H inches) in good condition. Built in scoring tabs. Motor has on/off switch on cord. Hours of fun. $125.00. Call (913) 681-XXXX

all i can say is- hours of fun (hey honey, wanna get this, it would be perfect in our new downstairs)? ha!

8. Need nice used vacuum cleaner for my daughters apartment. Prefer upright. Contact: 816-524-XXXX

um, go to walmart or target and get a NEW one for cheap.

9. 1982 Toyota Land Cruiser FJ60 wagon. Rebuilt engine in 2003, needs new starter installed. Rough body, not bad structural - but ugly. Was running and driving until starter went 1 month ago. $500 Needs to be towed away from Parkville area.
Contact: 816-746-XXXX

excellent selling point- ugly

10. Commercial grade washers and dryers; also a 250 gallon hot water boiler. All in good condition. Will sell together or seperately. Contact: 816-524-XXXX

ooo, still haven't sold that since my last post! good luck with your "laundramat equipment"

11. Formal, custom made, Queen Ann Style Love Seat $200 (Cream w/ slate blue stripes & flowers),& 2 slate blue matching wing-back chairs( $75 each). Excellent condition. (Actual retail for all 3 items $2000+) Pictures Avail. Contact: 913-599-XXXX

what were you thinking??? Good luck selling that to someone that doesn't live in a Victorian era home (or with really bad taste)...