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1. 2002 Mazada Protege LX sandalwood metallic, 4 dr, auto, pwr moon roof, pwr windows, door locks and mirrors, spoiler, CD, immaculate condition, 39k mi. $8,900.
Contact: 816-746-XXXX

I'm not familiar with Mazada...

2. Hewlet Packard computer Pentium 133, 1.2 G hard drive, modem, cd rom, 15 inch SVGA monitor and software $100. printer $40.
Contact: 816-746-XXXX

Um, how about trying to donate that instead of trying to make a buck?

3. FREE SEARS TREADMILL, 11 YEARS OLD, STILL WORKS BUT IS A LITTLE ERRATIC. MAKES A GREAT CLOTHES RACK! YOU PICK UP, SOUTH LEES SUMMIT AREA.
Contact: 816-537-XXXX

That's what I use my treadmill for!

4. FREE PANASONIC BIG SCREEN TV, HAS SOUND BUT NO PICTURE. WORKED FINE UNTIL EX HUSBAND DISCONNECTED VCR! YOU PICK UP FROM SOUTH LEES SUMMIT AREA.
Contact: 816-537-XXXX

I love the sense of humor this girl has!

5. 6 dozen assorted golf balls in very good to excellent condition. $4.00 per dozen or $20.00 for all 6 dozen.
Contact: 816-229-XXXX

Six dozen balls, anyone?

6. High School formal dresses worn only a few hours. Sizes 8-12 various colors and styles.
Contact: 913-721-XXXX

Are you sure it was even for a few hours?